Posts Tagged ‘bailout’
Sep
29
wall street hits the jackpot!
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Much to the chagrin of jealous chain-smokers slouching over jackpot machines everywhere, the American economy took a chance on luck today and fed a buck into the slots, pulled the handle, and got so dizzy watching the wheels spin, it threw up all over wall street. Hooray for public displays of affliction!
Sep
24
When the columns crumble, the American Eagle will be there to take Wall Street to it’s final destination…
