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wall street hits the jackpot!

Much to the chagrin of jealous chain-smokers slouching over jackpot machines everywhere, the American economy took a chance on luck today and fed a buck into the slots, pulled the handle, and got so dizzy watching the wheels spin, it threw up all over wall street. Hooray for public displays of affliction!

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When the columns crumble, the American Eagle will be there to take Wall Street to it’s final destination…

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