Posts Tagged ‘stephen colbert’
the shamptonian institution has entered the colbert report’s make mccain exciting ‘green screen challenge’ with our newly uncovered video, dr. mccain’s underground lair. while we’ve been hobbled by injury, our determination to make mccain exiting will not be deterred [nor will our resolve to end the lawless reign of bears roaming the western cascades to the sierra nevada's to the rocky mountains].
NPR might think they can corner the market on science with their paltry, particle-deficient Science Friday’s, so it’s time to heat up the particle-accelerator and collide their sham…with a new one! We’re taking it to the next level: the very next day. Introducing Science Saturdays. Get your subatomic particles off on that, NPR! I’m also challenging Stephen Colbert to a science fair-off. We’ll see if he can send a hydrogen rocket into space or if he’ll just end up chasing Richard Branson between the Moon and New York City in his new Virgin Galactic Spaceship.
I’ve dug out a classic and I’m dedicating this episode of Science Saturdays to one of my favorite radio channels (when it’s not the pledge drive at least). Take a peek at Science Projects Handbook for some scientific inspiration. It’s “the actual science experiments of 36 young scientists on the threshold of fascinating careers.”
This is not a reprint people, this is the official, O.G. publication (see back cover). And if you read this book as a child, probably sometime between 1960 & 1970, and you are now a scientist, we are interested in hearing from you.
