wall street hits the jackpot!

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Much to the chagrin of jealous chain-smokers slouching over jackpot machines everywhere, the American economy took a chance on luck today and fed a buck into the slots, pulled the handle, and got so dizzy watching the wheels spin, it threw up all over wall street. Hooray for public displays of affliction!

jackpot

fail street

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

When the columns crumble, the American Eagle will be there to take Wall Street to it’s final destination…